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man
Typical
"macho man" marries
a typical good-looking lady
and after the wedding, lays
down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I
want, if I want and at what
time I want and I don't expect
any hassle from you!
I
expect a great dinner to be
on the table unless I tell
you otherwise. I'll go hunting,
fishing, boozin, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies
and don't you give me a hard
time about it! Those are my
rules...any comments?"
His new bride matter of factly
says, "No, that's fine
with me.
Just understand one thing...
there will be sex here at
seven o'clock every night
- whether you're HOME or not!"
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