A
married couple is driving
down the interstate doing
55 mph.
The husband is behind the
wheel. His wife looks over
at him and says, "Honey,
I know we've been married
for 15 years, but, I want
a divorce."
The husband says nothing
but slowly increases speed
to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't
want you to try to talk
me out of it, because I've
been having an affair with
your best friend, and he's
a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays
quiet and just speeds up
as he clenches his hands
on the wheels.
She says, "I want the
house." Again the husband
speeds up, and now is doing
70 mph.
She says, "I want the
kids too." The husband
just keeps driving faster,
and faster, until he's up
to 80 mph.
She
says, "I want the car,
the checking account, and
all the credit cards too."
The husband slowly starts
to veer toward a bridge
overpass piling, as she
says, "Is there anything
you want?"
The husband says, "No,
I've got everything I need
right here."
She asks, "What's that?"
The husband replies just
before they hit the wall
at 90 mph...
"I've got the airbag!"
