I'm
really steamed at my wife.
She is so immature!
Last night I was taking
a bath and she came in and
sunk all my little boats!
But I'm really a lucky guy.
I never realized how much
my wife loved me until the
other day when I was sick
and stayed home from work.
She was so happy to have
me home, that every time
someone came to the door,
like the mailman or deliveryman,
she'd shout, 'My husbands
home! My husband's home!'
What a gal I married!
And for everyone that's
still single, some notes
on marriage...
...Marriage is a three ring
circus: engagement ring,
wedding ring, and suffering.
...Marriage is an institution,
but who wants to live in
an institution?
...Marriage is bliss. Ignorance
is bliss.
...Marriage is not a word;
it is a sentence.
...Marriage is the only
sport in which the trapped
animal has to buy the license.
...Marriage still confers
one very special privilege,
only a married person can
get divorced!
