A
petty thief, a teacher and
a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they
are stopped by St. Peter,
who then says, "Sorry,
heaven's crowding up, so
you need to answer a question
correctly, or else you can't
get in."
He looks at the teacher,
and asks her: "What
was the name of the famous
ocean-liner that sank after
hitting an iceberg?"
"Oh, that's easy,"
the teacher replied, "the
Titanic." So St. Peter
let her into heaven.
Next he turned to the petty
thief. "How many people
died on that ship?"
St. Peter asked. "Oooh,
that's tough, but I saw
the movie, and it was 1,500."
St. Peter stepped away and
the thief walked into heaven.
Finally,
St. Peter turned to the
lawyer.
He simply said to him: "Name
them."
