Well,
a man was driving down a
country road, and he decided
to get out and get some
fresh air.
He got out, and started
walking in a meadow. As
he walked, he came upon
a hole. Wanting to see how
deep it was, he threw a
pebble down. No sound. So
he threw a medium-sized
rock down. No sound.
The man started to get frustrated,
so he threw a boulder down.
No sound. As he searched
about, he spotted a railroad
beam. He hauled it over
to the hole, and shoved
it in. No sound.
He sat down on the ground,
exhausted. Suddenly, he
saw a goat running at him,
full speed. He leaped up,
and it brushed past him,
and fell in the hole. He
listened,but there was no
sound.
He sat down again. A few
minutes later, a farmer
came walking up. The man
asked him, "How deep
is this hole?" The
farmer said, "Oh. Thats
the bottomless pit. It never
ends. Say, have you seen
my prize goat?"
The man, not wanting to
get the blame, said, "No."
The farmer said, "Oh
well. He can't get far.
He was tied to a railroad
beam."
