Roses
are red, violets are blue,
I once thought I was ugly,
until
I saw you!
Just because you have one
doesn't mean you have to
act like one!
Baptists: only trouble is,
they don't hold them under
long enough.
A man's got to do what a
man's got to do. A woman
must do what he can't.
Men's brains are like the
prison system - not enough
cells.
Stupidity does not qualify
as a handicap, park elsewhere!
You have a right to your
opinions. I just don't want
to hear them.
