A
blonde and a brunette are
taking a walk, and the burnette
goes, "Oh look, a dead
bird," and the blonde
looks up at the sky and
goes, "Where?"
Once
there was this brunette
who was driving her corvette
with the wind in her hair.
She looked and she saw a
farmer with a flock of sheep
so she drove over and asked
the farmer "if I can
guess how many sheep in
you're flock will you give
me a sheep."
The farmer says "OK".
The brunette says "485".
The farmer says "that's
right but if I can guess
you're natural hair color
can I have my sheep back".
the brunette says "OK".
The farmer says "blonde".
The brunette says how did
you know.
The
farmer says you just picked
the dog.
Ask
the following to a Blonde
to see if she is a DUMB
BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah
right...
