Two
young medical students were
standing on a street corner
observing people as they
passed and discussing any
abnormalities with each
other that they may have
seen in passers-by. They
would then attempt to make
the correct diagnosis.
They spotted this old fellow
leaving a bar sort of "duck
waddling" down the
street at a slow pace. The
two students introduced
themselves to the gentleman
and told him that they didn't
agree with each others diagnosis
of the his problem.
One
says, "my friend thinks
you have a bad case of hemorrhoids,
and I think you have a hernia."
Which of us is correct?
The old man replies, "Well
fellas, I thought it was
a fart, but it looks like
we were all wrong!"
