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An
elderly couple were driving
across the country.
The woman was driving when
she got pulled over by the
highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am
did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing,
turns to her husband and asks,
"What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He
says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says, "May
I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband
and asks again, "What
did he say?"
The old man yells, "He
wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer
her license.
The patrolman says, "I
see you are from Arkansas.
I spent some time there
once and went on a blind date
with the ugliest woman I've
ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband
and asked, "What did
he say?"
And the old man yells, "He
said he knows you!"
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